Me: "Husband, will you put Nells in something more comfy when she wakes up from her nap."
Sesame wakens. Husband goes upstairs. Sesame comes down in her Sunday dress, bootless, tightless and sockless. She does, however, have striped leggins on that slightly match said dress.
Me: "Um...I thought you were going to change her?"
Husband: "I took her out of those boot things and those constricting tights. The pants were stripey and so was the dress. Do they not match? She looks fine. Why dirty something else? She's fine."
Husband: "Okay. Fine. I'll change her."