But it has to be said.
I may or may not have swapped cars with my Momma today when I dropped Sesame off.
She may or may not have told me the batteries to the key fob were dying.
I may or may not have then gone grocery shopping.
I may or may not have then accidentally turned the panic alarm on whilst trying to unlock the car.
I may or may not have opened the door with then key because I couldn't get the alarm to stop.
I may or may not have then quieted the alarm, and promptly started the car.
I may or may not have shut the door.
I may or may not have, somehow, unbeknownst to me, miraculous locked myself out of the car.
While it was running.
While I had a full cart of groceries.
With the music blaring loud from inside because I may or may not have been hard-core jamming in the car to my tunes, seeing as I had not baby to worry about leaving deaf.
I may or may not have had to call my Mom like a 16-year-old new driver and say "I locked the keys in the car" and also text my husband: "Your insanely brilliant wife just locked the keys in the car. While it was running. Bonus."
I may or may not have had a good laugh.
I may or may not have had my faith in humanity restored because THREE people stopped to ask if I needed help. One even asked if I wanted a bottle of water. "No thanks," I said, "I have a gallon of milk and a 2 liter of Diet Dr. Pepper if I get thirsty."
I may or may not have also STILL been in the clothes I worked out in this morning, to my utmost, stinky horror.
I may or may not still be laughing about this. : )